Well, my day just got a little better.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 22:06 • Filed to: well they do say the people with the lowest expectations are often the happiest!

Clickbait doggo unrelated. No, I did my taxes today. And the result was el muy bueno, which is broken Spanish for, “the very good.”

It was the largest return I’ve ever received by a margin of about $1400. Moneeeeeeeeeey. I was planning on using it for car stuff, but I’ve been saying that about every tax return and company bonus for the last 7 years... I’ll probably just pay some bills and put the rest in savings like I always do, because I’m a lame-ass.

Oh fuck it. I’m getting that inclinometer for the shoebox for sure!

DISCUSSION (19)

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2017 at 22:09

YAY!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2017 at 22:10

Don’t let HondaBro forget he owes you an inclinometer.

He know’s what he did >_>

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/09/2017 at 22:11

Saved my life that one time?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2017 at 22:13

404 incident report not found.

But that’s his punishment for shitposting too loudly and getting the popo called on him.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/09/2017 at 22:16

One time I was flipping Harold shit, most likely for shitposting, and he told me to go outside and work on my broken car or something. So I did, and found a massive fuel leak under the hood that looks like could have been in that condition for days. In other words, I could have gone up in flames the very next time I drove that thing had I not popped the hood that night.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2017 at 22:16

Jealous! My wife is using all of her accountant skills to get us to only owing $1k. We (I) screwed up our (my) withholding last year plus her year-end bonus never has taxes taken out of it so no parts splurge for me. I’ll have to live vicariously through you.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2017 at 22:20

HOLY SHIT. I’ll pardon him this time, but I’ll keep my eye on him O_-

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2017 at 22:23

Extremely happy photogenic doggo.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
04/09/2017 at 22:28

Well I fucked up royally last year because we forgot to request/use our 1095-E forms (interest paid on student loans). That’s what I get for using H&R Block because I was too lazy to do it myself. Had I used any online program, they would have prompted me, “Did you pay any student loans this year?” Why, yes I did! “Click here for student loan forms (1095-E).” Oh gee, I don’t have one of those. I wonder if I log in to our student loan accounts, maybe they’ll have a section of tax forms, and maybe what I need will be under that? DUMBASS.